That Moron
Today's Islamic paper, thanks to the Holy Quran which I brought in with me, was a huge success.
After that I head to my Computer Law class which is soon after the exam. As usual, he continue to crap, crap and continue crapping. Obviously I don't look like those who take crap. So what I did was take out a deck of cards and start playing two person "chua tai tee" with Jensen. The crapping continue and everyone is forming their own world within the small lecture hall.
After taking such a long and unreasonable time only did he realised the whole solar sytem is filled with too many planets and he made one final and effective attempt to merge the worlds into one. He did so by announcing there's a pop quiz. I definitely had my own world. I picture mine in a place which look like Las Vegas casino with me playing cards professionally on one of those table. The usual me would not be able to make out a single word he says but his earth shaking announcement reach my mind word by word. I saw the my armani suit fading, cards fading, table fading and casino fading and found myself back into that lecture hall.
Immediately I turn to Jenson and say "Siao liao!!!". And the bloody quiz is five percent some more. Dahlah I didn't get a single fart from him right from the beginning of the class and to make matters worse, all of us did not have the notes. Plus so happen the question is based on today's lecture. He says, "Explain the differrences between the evidence law of Malaysia and UK. You have five minutes".
Ok. Blank. Not really blank actually. After two minutes of impressive effort I managed to copy the full question, my name and ID on my test pad. He came to the table at the third minute and I was like "Ow shit! The cards are still on the table!" Since I was caught off guard, the only option left was to split the deck into two and use both my knees to hold it against the bottom of the table. He arrive at our table and stare at the progress we made. Apparently my friends managed to get the question as well. So he goes,
Lecturer: No answer?
Me : No sir
Lecturer: No notes?
Me : No sir
Lecturer: Didn't even listen to a single word?
Me : No sir
Lecturer: One minute left. You all will get zero
After that I head to my Computer Law class which is soon after the exam. As usual, he continue to crap, crap and continue crapping. Obviously I don't look like those who take crap. So what I did was take out a deck of cards and start playing two person "chua tai tee" with Jensen. The crapping continue and everyone is forming their own world within the small lecture hall.
After taking such a long and unreasonable time only did he realised the whole solar sytem is filled with too many planets and he made one final and effective attempt to merge the worlds into one. He did so by announcing there's a pop quiz. I definitely had my own world. I picture mine in a place which look like Las Vegas casino with me playing cards professionally on one of those table. The usual me would not be able to make out a single word he says but his earth shaking announcement reach my mind word by word. I saw the my armani suit fading, cards fading, table fading and casino fading and found myself back into that lecture hall.
Immediately I turn to Jenson and say "Siao liao!!!". And the bloody quiz is five percent some more. Dahlah I didn't get a single fart from him right from the beginning of the class and to make matters worse, all of us did not have the notes. Plus so happen the question is based on today's lecture. He says, "Explain the differrences between the evidence law of Malaysia and UK. You have five minutes".
Ok. Blank. Not really blank actually. After two minutes of impressive effort I managed to copy the full question, my name and ID on my test pad. He came to the table at the third minute and I was like "Ow shit! The cards are still on the table!" Since I was caught off guard, the only option left was to split the deck into two and use both my knees to hold it against the bottom of the table. He arrive at our table and stare at the progress we made. Apparently my friends managed to get the question as well. So he goes,
Lecturer: No answer?
Me : No sir
Lecturer: No notes?
Me : No sir
Lecturer: Didn't even listen to a single word?
Me : No sir
Lecturer: One minute left. You all will get zero
-_-
Sweeeat!! Just as I thought I'm having a stream of goodluck, I was put in a tight spot instead. I look at Jensen and he look at me. The same word is in our mind - "kantoi la". So we passed up the piece of paper with our name, question and ID. In my mind I was hoping he might give maybe one mark since I'm being very honest with him when he came to the table earlier
After all the trouble, he says, "well, today is April Fool!!! :)))))))"
X_X
Labels: Pissed and Punk'd
posted by Aaron at
9:42 PM
2 Comments:
hahahahha you can only expect Aqeil to pull off something like that :P I was panicking while i read this post! lol
lol. u were absent is it?
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