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Monday, July 28, 2008

How to get away from a traffic police

I know this person, called Mr. A. He was driving along the road until the car in front of him turn right. He followed suit. Unfortunately, he don't suppose to turn there because its unlawful.

He was detained by the police.......

Polis : Encik tau encik buat salah tak?
Mr A : Ya ke?? Saya tak tau. Salah apa?
Polis : Sini tak boleh U-turn awak tau tak?
Mr A : Tak tau la... Aku nampak dia u-turn aku u-turn la....
Polis : Tak... tak sama... dia ialah dia, kau ialah kau....

Mr. A look at the police for a few seconds

Mr A : Encik, lu punya boss siapa?
Polis : Kenapa?
Mr A : Awak ada tengok surat khabar tak?
Polis : Ada! Kenapa?
Mr A : Awak ingat siapa saya tak?
Polis : Tak
Mr A : Awak mesti tak tengok surat khabar la.... Encik dekat sini kejap

Mr A whisper into the policeman's ear....

Mr A : Kalau awak mau naik pangkat, balik ingat siapa saya. Kalau tak mau naik pangkat tak apa....

Polis : Oh... sori sori sori!!! Encik jalan, encik jalan!

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