The Longest Minutes of a Day

I finally had my bath. The water is probably just enough for human bathing. Although I have to go under the pipe to wash my hair. Ixora had just set a new standard.

The moments in between previous post and this post can be said to be the longest moments of today. I'm frustrated as I can blame no one for the luck. Just that moment, guess what? My 'beloved' housemate came into the room. Strutting in with the coughing like "erhem", shaping his golden Phua Chu Kang mane plus his recent promotion as God (The classmates gave him a drawn potrait of him looking high up in the sky, wearing shades and a T shirt bearing the phrase "THE GREATEST", and above the head written "The God of Accounting"), made him look as godly as ever.

I knew I'm getting it. So before he start talking, I channel all the remaining internal strenght I have to my ears

Housemate: Wah! Whats wrong with you?

Me : Suddenly no water *smile*

Housemate: Yeah! I heard no water

Me : Then why ask?

Housemate: Because I very pissed ma... I wanna do treatment to my hair... but no water

Me : Then just wait for the water to come. Stop complaining because even I don't -_-

Housemate: Haha! You can jump down from the window ma... Then you can straight wash in the pool!

Me : (Being really patient and still smiling) Cannot la... I'm not God weh... Will die if I jump. You go ahead lo....

Housemate: Hahaha... no la... how can I compare to you? Plus I cannot use pool water la... So dirty. Will spoil my hair de....

Me : Oh ya... I forgot your hair is as precious as Donald Trump's

Housemate: No la. I prefer Warren Buffet :)

Me : Bro, you know what? Thats an understatement. I really do think you're a God

Housemate: Really? Why?

Me : Because I believe if I shoot you with a M16 the bullets would not penetrate your body

Housemate: Hahaha... you're so humorous. (Picking up a voodoo doll on my table). Wah! You got this? Use to hex me ah?

Me : No la... this one YJ gave it to me

Housemate: Wah! Means he hex me la? He hate me so much meh?

Me : How much I don't know la... But shouldn't be little lo.... Besides there is so many people might do just that to your godly body

Housemate: Might be might be. My dad know someone who can use this doll to hex a person. He just need the person's name and ID

Me : Really??? Should I give you your name and ID?

Housemate: No la, I should try it on you first. Because need testing ma...

Me : You recommend why must I try it on myself?? Wtf

Housemate: Its not entirely bad. Sometimes its good. Because dad says will attract girls

Me : Holy shit. Then you should try it even more. With such a good tactic, people like you might actually have some hope, even though its minimum.

*Suddenly some bastards start releasing fire crackers and anothe different group of animals start yelling and swearing back*

Housemate: Bro! Yell! Quick yell! Why you didn't yell?

Me : Why the fuck must I do that? I'm not an animal

Housemate: But you're going to be a famous lawyer ma.... People will listen to you!

Me : (In my heart I was like is this fellow trying to drop me a hint saying "PLEASE STAB ME") Don't know yet... The one who will be famous is you! Now already so famous. God some more.

Housemate: No la... I still need your help next time. I might get caught for tax evasion :)

Me : Wah... God also will get caught?

Housemate: No ma... I'm DAP. So BN will try catch me ma...

Me : You support DAP ah?

Housemate: Yeah! Why?

Me : You support DAP using the wrong method dy... You should secretly join BN

Housemate: Why??

Me : Because if BN got someone like you ah, they will gurantee lose the election. You help take them from inside ma!

(This guy still can't read between the lines and continue to bullshit his twisted philosophy. Finally I reach my limit)

Me : Bro, my roommate got paper tomorrow, go out la. Don't disturb him. He is not a God

Housemate: Wah! What kind of a roommate are you?? You should be a good roommate and guide him in his studies ma!

(I'm taking law and he is taking accounting you numb nut!)

"International" Curse

Ah shit shit shit!

I thought my luck is just bad during Public International Law exam but my luck had just sunk to a historical low!

I'm halfway bathing and no water!!!!!

VS Public International Law 1

Its around 6.35 am local time:-

1. I'm not motivated because I don't think any hard work will make much difference

2. So there ain't much hard work

3. I'm wondering if the paper will be ok

4. I'm sleepy

5. I'm hungry

6. Goodluck eveyone (:

MS 14A Gelgoog

Principality of Zeon Mass Productive Mobile Suit. MG I just made. Using simple washing technique and some pla plates. Its a very good model. Even for beginner as its comprised of many big parts. Handling it is also not that troublesome. If I were to compare with the Exia which I just made. Meanwhile, its cheap too. Got it for only RM 120.00. Very nice to play with, because its stable and really flexible. The only catch could be the decals. The decals are big, which make it slightly more difficult to control

I Dislike These Dinners

Have you ever attended those type of so called dinner party where two family sit together and dine? Or those where this family invite another family over to their house to eat? If you have been to this kind, then you might, actually know my feelings. And I say, I'm not a big fan of it

In fact I really don't like it. For various reasons. For one, if the host smoked, I'm screwed and I can't him to smoke. I hate cigrettes particularly and and tobacco products generally.

Second, there's a rule which says, "SMILE ALL THE TIME". And thats what I have to do. I smile so much I'm surprise my jaw is still alright. Although its slighly jammed up and I need to take a short while to get it moving again.

Third is the pretentious and hypocritical compliments being thrown about like bird feed.
"Oh, Mdm ****, where you got your pretty dress?"
"Wah... your son study law? Thats the best course in the world"
"Alamak! Cantik dan hensem la anak anak awak"
"Wow! Your cooking taste really really great! How you make this"

Yup. Something like that. Which I really really dislike.

I swore that I would not host something like this next time or even next life

Shingen Takeda @ Musha Gundam

Takeda Shingen was the first born son of Takeda Nobutora, leader of the Takeda clan, and daimyo of the province of Kai. He had been an accomplished poet in his youth. He assisted his father with the older relatives and vassals of the Takeda family, and became quite a valuable addition to the clan at a fairly young age. But at some point in his life after his "coming of age" ceremony, the young man decided to rebel against his father.

He finally succeeded at the age of 21, successfully taking control of the clan. Events regarding this change of leadership are not entirely clear, but it is thought that his father had planned to name the second son, Takeda Nobushige, as his heir instead of Shingen. The end result for the father was a miserable retirement that was forced upon him by his son and his supporters: he was sent to Suruga Province (on the southern border of Kai) to be kept in custody under the scrutiny of the Imagawa clan, led by Imagawa Yoshimoto, the daimyo of Suruga. For their help in this bloodless coup, an alliance was formed between the Imagawa and the Takeda clans.

Shingen's first act was to gain a hold of the area around him. His goal was to conquer Shinano Province. A number of the major daimyos in the Shinano region marched on the border of Kai Province, hoping to neutralize the power of the still-young Shingen before he had a chance to expand into their lands. However, planning to beat him down at Fuchu (where word had it Shingen was gathering his forces for a stand), they were unprepared when Takeda forces suddenly came down upon them at the battle of Sezawa. Taking advantage of their confusion, Shingen was able to score a quick victory, which set the stage for his drive into Shinano lands that same year. The young warlord made considerable advances into the region, conquering the Suwa headquarters in the siege of Kuwabara before moving into central Shinano with the defeat of both Tozawa Yorichika and Takato Yoritsugu. However, the warlord was checked at Uetahara by Murakami Yoshikiyo, losing two of his generals in a heated battle which Murakami won. Shingen managed to avenge this loss and the Murakami clan was eventually defeated. Murakami fled the region, eventually coming to plead for help from the Province of Echigo.

Battle of Kawanakajima in 1561

After he had conquered Shinano, Shingen faced another rival, Nagao Kagetora or later Uesugi Masatora/Terutora /Kenshin of Echigo. The feud between them became almost legendary, and they faced each other on the battlefield five times at the battles of Kawanakajima. These battles were generally confined to controlled skirmishes, neither daimyo willing to devote himself entirely to a single all-out attempt. The conflict between the two that had the fiercest fighting, and might have decided victory or defeat for one side or the other, was the fourth battle, during which the famous tale arose of Uesugi Kenshin's forces clearing a path through the Takeda troops and Kenshin engaging Shingen in single combat. The tale has Kenshin attacking Shingen with his sword while Shingen defends with his iron war fan or tessen. Both lords lost many men in this fight, and Shingen in particular lost two of his main generals, Yamamoto Kansuke and his younger brother Takeda Nobushige.

This model suck. Thats all I can say. The parts are loose but its still hard to move any joints. Don't buy any of this series if can. Because of this my Kenshin Uesugi is still stuck on my shelf. And you need serious work with the colour as well.

Colours

There have been a little short of updates recently. Reason is because I'm back in hometown since Wednesday and only back here today. And I don't usually go online back home because its troublesome. Basically the pictures below is a short account of what happened these few days

A phython hiding under my dogs kennel. My maid shouted my name several times during lunch. My first though is either there's a robber or there is a fire. But both seemed impossible. Then I saw this creature. Immediately a battle plan is formed in my mind. Firstly I ask the maid to take the dog away. My grandma foolishly suggested the idea of letting the dog loose on the snake. The second step is to try catching the snake with a fishing net but the net appeared to have two holes in it. My mum shouted at me "What the fuck are you doing?? Just kill the damm thing!!" (translated from Teochew). So the back up plan was to hold the snake with a log at one hand and try to kill it with another stick with another hand. This is when the shake start snarling and attacking the log. Somehow I can't bear to hit the snake... I find it a bit too cruel.

Thats when my frustrated grandma snatch the stick and try the pierce the snake's head as of she's playing snooker. She failed as the snake is a moving cue ball. She missed every single strike. Thats when my maid took another stick and mangle that snake and the above is the outcome

This is yesterday. Having Emina's GACC appreciation dinner where it looks like a small fest comprises of 60+ members. Fun, with many competitions coming along. From fried rice competition to ice cream eating competition. The above is the product of the three contestants for the fried rice competition. The first place of course goes to the one with mini tomatoes. Its good. Really tasted like fried rice, I mean, those from mamak stalls. And the packaging of course its good. Well, its not exactly the best fried rice I had, but one will be safe eating that

The top one is the second. The cook must have got his soy sauce for free for the amount of soy sauce its put it is as much as the water needed to cook porridge. If anyone don't mind kidney disease feel free to have it.

The last place is the one on the right. This is where people use the word "clueless". Lol Just kidding man. It just don't taste good. The name is fried rice, but it is actually claypot rice. Just look at the amount of carbon on the food. Well, as though the National Cancer Institute is in a recruitment drive:P

Next is this. Yup. Its written by me. I'm learning calligraphy

Lastly, it sound wrong but the way these insects mate is interesting. Usually insects will be on top of their mate. While this one, its stuck to its butt. And you know what, they can still fly with so much chemistry when their butt is stuck to each other. At first I thought it will seperate when they fly because they are facing different directions. But, hey, surprise me.

Ok, this last paragraph is solely for academic purposes and for academic purposes only (:

Food Diorama

Check out one of the most unique diorama I had ever seen! Its shape like food. Steamed crab to be exact (: Yummy!

Thats Good Money

Did anyone know MMU is imposing a RM100.00 fine on students who pay their fees late? Well, if you don't, then I'm telling you know. I seriously do not know whats the meaning of late when it come to MMU's context. All I know is I'm paying a month before exam. And thats what you call late payment. I do not know whats the ground of them doing this. Its not like we are very rich to begin with.

I'm pretty sure its due to the president's idea. This stupid moron had only bring trouble to the university and nothing else. I am not a single bit impress with whatever MMU is doing so far. First you must pay online or bank issued cheque. Now imposing a fine. When its their turn to come out with money for drama or clubs, it took 3 months

What the fuck is this? Its really one of mine biggest mistake to come here. Not that I'm left with any options now

SPM Trial '09

To those who are having your trial exams, best of luck!

Goodluck to you all and goodluck to you (: